Hey there, I'm Scout. How d'you do? Atticus says I should always be p'lite 'n introduce m'self when I'm meetin' new people. 'N Atticus always knows best 'bout these sorta things anyway ( Read more... )

I've got my game now! And it's loads better'n yours, just you see!

[typist] For those of you that can't remember, Peter Pan and Adam are having a bit of a contest about who can come up with the best game. God help us. [/typist]

Oh, hush typist. A'course they remember! Now let me tell it.

( Game, game, game. Whee! )

In case you didn't see when Adam said it, him and me are having a contest to prove once and for all that I'm the best. Pippi Longstocking is our judge, but anyone else can also judge, as long as you choose me. The contest is this: we each make up a game and whoever makes up the best one wins. This is my game!
( Oh, the cleverness of me! )

( Grown-ups keep out, and this time I REALLY mean it! )

'ey! Peter Pan? I need t' talk t'you!

My name is Artemis Fowl. I've been told I am from the book series that bears my name, though this in and of it's self is baffling. I will look into it more later. I have recently returned from Haven, the underground city in which various 'mythical' creatures live. Elves, Pixies, Trolls, Centaurs, etc. The specifics are not important. What is ( Read more... )

So, er.... I'm Tom. Tom Sawyer. From the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. And Huck Finn. And Tom Sawyer AND Huck Finn. Jesus H. Christ how many books did they make about us anyhow? Call me Thomas and you die. And that's all you need to know 'cause....yeah.

See ya around.

Hey Huck? Ya here...?

Hi. My name is Lyra Belacqua. I live at Jordan College in Oxford with my daemon, Pantalaimon. We used to have all sorts of fun adventures together with the servants' children and the gypsians, but now we're pretty busy studying. We go to school at St. Sophia's. I'm not quite used to the other girls yet, but I'm getting better ( Read more... )

So ... I leave for four days and the world goes to hell. I'm a lasy slob who doesn't really feel like reading everything over at this time, so twenty Ron Points to anyone who fills me in on what's been happening. Also, introduce yourself if we haven't met. I'm bloody tired and need a push.

Please and thanks in advance.

'ello! Me name's Jack Dawkins, but youse may all call me The Artful Dodger. *tips his overly large hat* I's an orphan, offic'ly, but I's a member of me ol' pal Fagin's gang in London. An' one'a th' best, 'ccording to most everyone. Better'n that ol' Charley, at any rate. Or Nolly Twist. I 'ear some bloke called Charles Dickens 'as gone and writ a ( Read more... )